I try not to take aim at Taylor Swift because she is alike a box full of kittens that all just woke up from a nap. So, I will try and be as nice as possible.
Squintz (well that didn’t last long, but I tried) has a new breakup song to add to her plethora of breakup songs. On her new album, ‘Red,’ she has penned another song that takes aim at an ex-boyfriend that she couldn’t quit.
“This guy walks in who is a friend of my ex’s and starts talking about how he’s heard we’re going to get back together. And that was not the case. … So I start telling them the story: break up, get back together, break up, get back together – just, ugh, the worst! And I picked up the guitar and Max said, ‘This is what we’re writing.’ “
While trying to figure out who the man her broke her heart was, I realized she has a history of dating men that have something in common: Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner and Jake Gyllenhaal …Holy Boob Glitter…Taylor is like some sort of Beard Whisperer.
She is moving on with a new boy. And by boy, I mean barely legal to smoke/serve in the military/order from the adult menu/still in high school – boy. After 2 whole months of wooing 18 year old Connor Kennedy, Swift bought a house next door to the Kennedy compound. Being that I promised to try and be nice, I will patronize her and say, “Wow, this doesn’t remind me of Kathy Bates circa ‘Misery’ at all.”
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